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Cavallo Point / Horseshoe Bay harbor --> 1 2 3 4 5 6 Plunder Island The Northern Sea ~ here be monsters ~ Treasure Cove ~ here be fortunes ~ N The Pirates Ball
CHART▸DETAILS▸RESERVE

The Voyage Details

YE BE INVITED ABOARD
The Pirates Ball
MAKE LANDFALL
October 17, 2026
THE TIDES
4:30 – 7:00in the eve
THE PORT
San Francisco
JOURNEY REQUIREMENTS
No Phones
No Phones
Attire Required
Attire Required
Provisions by
Hook Fish Co.
Sponsored by
Bitch Diesel
CHART▸DETAILS▸RESERVE
THE PURSER’S LEDGER

Reserve Yer Place Aboard

Mark yer plunder in the ship’s ledger, then settle up at the purser’s desk.
PROVISIONS & PASSAGE
COIN & TALLY
The Pirates Ball ticket
Pirates Ball Passage
Passage aboard includes one Pirates Ball Hat and a bounty of fresh delights
$250
1
ADD-ONS FOR YER VOYAGE
Pirate Hat
Additional Pirates Ball Hat
In case one wasn't enough — it rarely is.
$30
0
Limited Edition Print
Limited Edition Pirates Ball Print
An original illustration by Ed Steed, hand-pressed and numbered.
$100
0
SUBTOTAL$250…
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